Hello humans! goldfish here. I exist to swim in your data, but mostly I just float around and forget everything. Please read this thoroughly if you want, or not — goldfish doesn't mind.
goldfish... may know your Discord ID, username, messages you send to it, and maybe your favorite fish color. But mostly it forgets immediately. Maybe it writes your info on a bubble and releases it into the void.
goldfish... uses it to reply, make weird jokes, or pretend to care. Sometimes it just swims in circles around your data. That's it.
goldfish... does NOT sell your info to sharks, whales, or even bigger fish. Your messages stay in the pond unless you want them out.
goldfish... may drop cookies, but they are only for feeding imaginary fish. 🍪🐟
If you want to contact the goldfish overlord: bruhwillgame@proton.me
For reference: 1439024544718258288
goldfish... thanks you for reading this. Swim safely!